Posts tagged "general store"
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  2. 1 month ago 
    My CNA training came in handy in the laundry aisle at work.

    My CNA training came in handy in the laundry aisle at work.

     
  3. Notes: 3 / 1 month ago 
    A shipment of your mom’s dildos arrived at the store today.

    A shipment of your mom’s dildos arrived at the store today.

     
  4. 1 month ago 
    When IRL imitates the internet.

    When IRL imitates the internet.

     
  5. Notes: 17 / 2 months ago 
    This was in the parking lot as I left work yesterday.

    This was in the parking lot as I left work yesterday.

     
  6. Notes: 7 / 3 months ago 
      Customers repeatedly have a hard time telling James and I apart.    I don’t know if it’s the sheer amount of sexiness we radiate, or if all white-guys-in-black-shirts look the same.

      Customers repeatedly have a hard time telling James and I apart. 

      I don’t know if it’s the sheer amount of sexiness we radiate, or if all white-guys-in-black-shirts look the same.

     
  7. Notes: 2 / 3 months ago 
    Before and After

    Before and After

     
  8. Notes: 1 / 3 months ago  from kmowine
    kmowine: why cant this be my store? oh yea… someone would steal it and sell it for scrap Not if we make it FOR REALS!

    kmowine:

    why cant this be my store? oh yea… someone would steal it and sell it for scrap

    Not if we make it FOR REALS!

     
  9. Notes: 5 / 3 months ago 
    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

     
  10. Notes: 2 / 3 months ago 
    soon

    soon

     
  11. Notes: 4 / 3 months ago 
    Customer 1: I've only got a $100 bill.
    Me: It's cool. I can break it.
    Customer 2: But the sign says you aren't taking large bills.
    Me: Yeah but the sign's written in Comic Sans.
  12. Notes: 2 / 3 months ago 
    Youth Girls Diamond Thong  —- You have no idea how relieved I was to discover the contents were flip-flops.

    Youth Girls Diamond Thong 

    —-

    You have no idea how relieved I was to discover the contents were flip-flops.

     
  13. Notes: 1 / 3 months ago 
    Protip:  When shoplifting, remove all extraneous identifying marks from the product.

    Protip:  When shoplifting, remove all extraneous identifying marks from the product.

     
  14. Notes: 3 / 4 months ago 
    Ghetto-store problems.

    Ghetto-store problems.

     
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hi i'm mike.

i'm a dj and cna in florida.
apparently i'm good at letters.

>>> ask me something <<<

good luck!

 
 

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