Notes: 1 / 9 months ago
There are eight black male, seven black female, and one black transvestite registered Republicans in my voting precinct,
Notes: 5 / 1 year ago
post on the official PBB fb page / Browns Backers FAQ from the team website.
WTF if you want to be a crazy backwards-ass redneck, do it on your own time. Keep your derp away from my football team.
I won’t be attending any more Pensacola Browns Backers functions.
Notes: 76 / 1 year ago
from hookersorcake (originally from thedailynoose)
In an effort to mobilize younger voters the Obama administration is reportedly considering legalizing Marijuana. “People are just not as excited as last time, and the more younger people that get out to vote the better it will be for us and the future of America,” said Vice President Joe Biden on a campaign stop in a Waffle House in North Carolina, late Friday night/early Saturday morning.
Plans have even gone so far as to draft a legal ‘420’ tender. A currency that would be solely for drug procurement. It would be worth $80 dollars American or 4 x $20 and be able to be traded for “a quarter of pretty decent shit,” according to unnamed white house sources. The currency would feature a picture of famous cannabis advocate and everyones favorite pot head, Willie Nelson in front of an American flag and state on the back, “In Willie We Trust.”
Jade Bos of Hookers or Cake for The Daily Noose
Notes: 4 / 1 year ago
posting this for the hodor
Notes: 3 / 2 years ago
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Notes: 73 / 2 years ago
One of the sad things about being an atheist, is the realization that I’ll never get to see the look on Jesus’ face when he returns to meet his followers.
Notes: 5172 / 2 years ago
Notes: 2 / 2 years ago
I’d actually watch a Presidential debate if the candidates were rigged to get an electric shock every time they lied.
Notes: 1611 / 2 years ago
Notes: 4 / 2 years ago
"Even if I am being conservative, I don’t see how Obama can lose"
- American University professor Allan Lichtman - creator of a formula that has predicted the outcome of every Presidential election since 1984.