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    12 cans, 10 cans, 8 cans… it’s a crapshoot basically.

    12 cans, 10 cans, 8 cans… it’s a crapshoot basically.

     
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    fuck the police

     
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    pacman cheese is best cheese

     
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    Whomever got poop onto the August Store Guide is my hero.

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    General’s chicken
Jesus appeared in my pea

He was delicious

    General’s chicken

    Jesus appeared in my pea

    He was delicious

     
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